Poor Old Man

A poor old man was crossing the road
Crossing the road, crossing the road
A poor old man was crossing the road
When along came a man with a wheelbarrow

Oh, don't let the wheels of your wheelbarrow
Don't let the wheels of your wheelbarrow
Oh don't let the wheels of your wheelbarrow
Run over the poor old man

A poor old man was crossing the road
Crossing the road, crossing the road
A poor old man was crossing the road
When along came a man with a fish and chip potato cart

Oh, don't let the wheels of your fish and chip potato cart wheelbarrow
Don't let the wheels of your fish and chip potato cart wheelbarrow
Oh don't let the wheels of your fish and chip potato cart wheelbarrow
Run over the poor old man

A poor old man was crossing the road etc...
When along came a man with a
...Trolley-bus wire wiper
...Corporation cart what sucks water up an 'ole